BASEMENT OF DOOM

Well I decided that I should pay a little homage to the cesspit I spend most of my day in.
No not my school, my basement. My basement is fairly large, not the part I'm in though.
Luckily I'm not jammed under the stairs, because if the zombies invaded I would sure hate to be under the stairs.

Well you start of by going down the...

Stairs, imagine that.


Yeah Stairs, they're great.

Well you get to the main sort of storage lot me and my brother are shoved into.
Sweet Jesus! I didn't notice how much godforsaken stuff my family has. I'm sure that if you dug deep enough you would find hell itself. From wrapping paper to a chandelier, there's nothing you can't find in this nook. The black box with all the stickers on it is my computer, you might be wondering why a half finished barn is perched right by the window. It was a stable for the small army of my sisters toy horses coated with real rotting barn wood. Seriously my dad went to a torn down barn and stole the hellish looking stuff. I went with him one time, I'm very glad I have had my tetanus shots. I think....


If you turn to your left there's door that leads to my dads office. You'll see my dumbass dog standing there waiting to jump on the chinchilla inside. You heard me, I have a pet chinchilla, named chinzilla. No its real name is Pippen, the dogs name is Kipper. Both these names are from my moron sister.

Here's more trash on the floor, the trash bag is filled with random stuff. My brother eats enough pop tarts to kill a lesser bum. I don't really know why I put this picture in. Maybe its just a cry for help from my inner child. No, that's just the gas...Moving on!
Here's the only one eyed dog in the world. I love him. I bought him a long time ago, before I moved here actually. He was one eyed when I bought him at the garage sale. I don't know where he comes from, how he came to be. He had a name once but it has long been forgotten. The evil eye was obviously meant to be. You can see the button.

MY LEGIONS OF THE DARK SHALL CRUSH YOU!

Well that's pretty much all there is to my basement. It's not so bad when you get used to it. I'll try to keep writing these once a week probably. Drop a comment or tell me somthing to review.

--Transit