Do the Chicken Dance!

Well I probably won't post another article this weekend unless I'm really bored so make this one last.

I have a special place in my heart for chicken, I really do. When I saw this gem I knew it wasn't going to be around for long. That's right it's the Buffalo Chicken Sandwich. I've never heard of a "Buffalo Chicken", but it's some spicy shit!

NEW! Great, since I've never seen them before it helps to know that . I felt like a jackass taking this picture, because I had to take out my camera while everyone was waiting for me. I think they thought I was a weirdo or something. Haha....I'm so lonely. Back to the sandwich.

I have to admit, once I got a good look at the thing I was pretty scared. The nice white wrapper was covered in piss-like stains. They weren't the exact shade of yellow to be human pee. But that just raised more questions. In the end there was nothing left to it than to do it. Open the wrapper I mean.
The wrapper was just the normal chicken wrapper turned inside out. Then I realized that the "Buffalo Sauce" managed to eat through a thin layer of tinfoil to stain the white outside. Jesus Christ, I was about to eat this thing...

Mmmm.... Tasty. I'm pretty sure this" sauce" didn't come from the most healthy Buffalo. It wasn't a sauce really, it was more like a gritty damp powder coating it. After eating this, I probably have Hepatitis C. I stared down my prey, and took a bite.


Sorry for the blurry picture, but I couldn't stop shaking. Just kidding, it would be wrong of me to slam the sandwich too bad. I had my expectations very low. But it wasn't as bad as I thought I would be. I wouldn't eat the thing again unless I was really hungry. But if you like adventure, or shitty "Buffalo" sauce, this sandwich for you. I give it a B-, because the sandwich really started to suck after the first four or five bites.