The Real Sims

I've decided to start a mini series of me playing the Sims and translating it into a Reality show;
The Real Sims, couldn't think of a better title that didn't infringe any copywrites...Lousy MTV. Anyways here's the cast. Two eligible bachelors and a old black guy who wants to get laid, for a novelty factor. That's just about as close to real life as I could get.

I forget the old guys name, so lets just call him Bob for now. As you can see they are quite a trio. Since this is supposed to simulate reality, I tried to make their personalities opposite of each other. Within a few days they will hopefully hate each other. Just like a real "Reality" show! It took me awhile to make their "crib"(Pardon my hip lingo) into something that looks a reality show house. Here's the first floor of the house.

Pretty ugly place huh? Dark turquoise floor with deep purple walls. Not much to say about it yet. I would like to point out my favorite thing in the entire house, the glowing neon flamingo that bathes the kitchen wall with a healthy glow of hot pink sex. Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
This section of the series is centered around Quinton because he did the most.

Quinton is an asshole. Within a few seconds of meeting this elderly gentlemen he argued with him, and he insulted him and made him cry. It was very funny the first three times I made him poke the old guy. I felt so bad as the old man sobbed into his hands that I too began to cry.
I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON!

Well after the rest of the welcoming party got settled in the back yard. Quinton seeking to make up for his previous misdeeds decided to cook some hotdogs for everyone! There he goes, walking with his confident stride knowing full well that he would deliver the best damn hotdogs this side of missourah.

Oh, how wrong you are Quinton, or was it all planned to further spite your guests you sick creep! I can't belief I ever wrote these two sentences about you.

There they are. Those sick and magled black pieces of charcoal Quinton is looking at are the worst hot dogs ever made. Look at him, scheming, calculating where these evil packages of doom would do the most damage. He passes them out to everyone in the immediate vicinity. They take their poison without protest. It's disgusting.

Will Quinton get what's coming to him? Will Bob live past the first chapter of this retarded series? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.....The Real Sims.

Don't hate me too much for this.

--Spencer